Fuschia? What is Fuschia?

The other day on the train, I watched this guy drink purple Gatorade. Also known to some people (me for example) as, "purple drank." Lisa likes purple. I hate purple.

Mom likes Lisa.
Lisa's mom likes me.

Lisa doesn't get Chris. Thus, Chris talks louder.

In college, I once pushed Lisa out of a chair during class. Finance, I believe. She must've not heard me say "mine!" cause she sat in the chair. So, I pushed her. Everyone looked. I laughed. Another time I dropped her on her face in the middle of the street. We were drunk. It left a bruise. I laughed.

Legend has it, that the color purple is named after a knight from way back when. Probably before 1983. His name was Sir Purpleton, hailing from Purpledonia. He spoke with an accent. An unpleasant accent (like Jar Jar Binks [they're probably cousins]). Now Sir Purpleton was only a knight by name, not by action. In fact, he was a douchebag. It's a fact. It's even in wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Purpleton . *edit: I created a wiki page for Sir Purpleton which verified this fact. Wikipedia however removed it because it "is not constructive." Wikipedia is a douchebag. It's a fact.

Sir Purpleton razed, raped (livestock), pillaged, and pilfered. If he killed a man in battle, he would then sleep with the deceased man's wife. Cause well... she was no longer the man's wife. The man was dead. Despicable, no?

Who knows what happened to Sir Purpleton and Purpledonia. One popular theory is that Purpledonia was torn apart from within due to warring factions: Bluetterdam and Redmelvort: a battle that is still fought today as the Crips and Bloods.

To learn more about Sir Purpleton please feel free to email me.

I've known Lisa since the 6th grade. She was fat. Not so much anymore. She's pretty pretty now.

Comcast is purple.
The crazy girl who talks too much at the bus stop is purple.
Lung cancer is fucking purple.

I threw up on my cousin's carpet when I was 7.
It was purple.