Oh, I get it!

I parked a yu between an eff and si. A kay later invited itself to the lot. Staring at one happa of a word, I took a picture. Patiently waiting for the right you to hand it too, I marched along. There would be no saints cumming today, as I was much too busy masticating my foot. Awkwardness aside, and with destiny approaching, I did the only thing a southern gentlemen, such as myself, would do: I put my coat over the mud, slipped the picture into her purse, and let her walk on by.

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"My name is Jie-seuss, half asian, half cat-in-the-hat - I turn water to wine in my free time." He winked. Looking back at him he saw a face distorted in confusion: a car mangled with a tree. He slowly opened this right eye, and realized he held his wink for too long. "Have to remember to open the eye!" he thought. Confidence growing by LeBron like leaps and bounds, he doubled checked that his pants were zipped, and headed out into the world.